A couple days ago I just had such a long/weird/funny day. It wasn't necessarily bad, but just . . . well, let me give you the details, and then you can decide what kind of a day it was:1.) I forgot my phone when I left for work. I know that millions of people survived for thousands of year without a cell phone- but I just don't know how.
2.) The kids were pretty crazy at school. I had one fight, two cuss-outs and one chair toss. Awesome. The rest of the kids were pretty good. I think (and hope) we learned some stuff??
3.) Then as I was driving home I stopped at a red light, and this car of men was next to me- pumping some awesome bass in a lo' rida. "Hey, sexy!" one of these gentlemen called to me. I of course pretended that I couldn't see or hear them. "Heeeey, sexy! Hey sexy, I know you hear me! Hey girl, you SO sexy!" The light then turned green.
Just lovely, right? Not that I disagree with his assertion that I am sexy. I mean, he was speaking the truth. However, it's like, what do you think is going to happen? Do you think I'm going to leap from my car into your arms mid-stop light? How many times have you gotten someone's digits from cat calling to a girl on the street or in the car next to you? I just don't get the drive by pick up lines . . .
3.) Then I went to the gym- to try and get even sexier (if that is even possible!). I went out to the treadmills and noticed the seam of my pants looked different. Oh. My pants were completely inside out.
4.) After I fixed my pants, I returned to the gym. I got my ipod ready to go and my workout list started off strong with Miley Cyrus "Party in the USA" (DON'T judge me!). Since I had just started up the ipod, the screen was still lit up, with the song artist and title clearly displayed for the treadmill next store to catch a glimpse. Then I caught a glimpse of her "you are so lame" look as I hit my stride. (And yes, that is a little lame- but the song is catchy)
5.) Then I went to this new cupcake store by my house and had a big, delicious German chocolate cup cake.
6.) Then I fell asleep on the couch at about 8:15 PM without getting any school work done.
**If you got the awesome 1990 Monica song reference in the title of this blog- good for you**
