Burn After Reading

I will post some Christmas adventures soon, but I wanted to share the following first:

The other day I was lighting a match to light a candle in the bathroom (excuse, me, its none of your business why I had to light a candle in the bathroom). I lit the match, it broke in half and it burnt my fingers big time. In a panic, I lost all my common sense and dropped the match- right into the trash can. So, of course, the entire contents of the trash go up in flames. It was kind of a big fire. I mean the flames were really going- about a foot high. I yelled for help and Robbie ran in with a glass of water. Fireman Robbie. He's basically a hero. And I'm basically an idiot.  :)