A couple days ago I just had such a long/weird/funny day. It wasn't necessarily bad, but just . . . well, let me give you the details, and then you can decide what kind of a day it was:1.) I forgot my phone when I left for work. I know that millions of people survived for thousands of year without a cell phone- but I just don't know how.
2.) The kids were pretty crazy at school. I had one fight, two cuss-outs and one chair toss. Awesome. The rest of the kids were pretty good. I think (and hope) we learned some stuff??
3.) Then as I was driving home I stopped at a red light, and this car of men was next to me- pumping some awesome bass in a lo' rida. "Hey, sexy!" one of these gentlemen called to me. I of course pretended that I couldn't see or hear them. "Heeeey, sexy! Hey sexy, I know you hear me! Hey girl, you SO sexy!" The light then turned green.
Just lovely, right? Not that I disagree with his assertion that I am sexy. I mean, he was speaking the truth. However, it's like, what do you think is going to happen? Do you think I'm going to leap from my car into your arms mid-stop light? How many times have you gotten someone's digits from cat calling to a girl on the street or in the car next to you? I just don't get the drive by pick up lines . . .
3.) Then I went to the gym- to try and get even sexier (if that is even possible!). I went out to the treadmills and noticed the seam of my pants looked different. Oh. My pants were completely inside out.
4.) After I fixed my pants, I returned to the gym. I got my ipod ready to go and my workout list started off strong with Miley Cyrus "Party in the USA" (DON'T judge me!). Since I had just started up the ipod, the screen was still lit up, with the song artist and title clearly displayed for the treadmill next store to catch a glimpse. Then I caught a glimpse of her "you are so lame" look as I hit my stride. (And yes, that is a little lame- but the song is catchy)
5.) Then I went to this new cupcake store by my house and had a big, delicious German chocolate cup cake.
6.) Then I fell asleep on the couch at about 8:15 PM without getting any school work done.
**If you got the awesome 1990 Monica song reference in the title of this blog- good for you**
8 comments:
I totally would have thought you were lame if I was next to you and saw that song. Sorry.
sarah, you're not that lame. You could have been playing the soundtrack from 'labrynth'. now THAT is sexy.
p.s. did you throw the chair or was that a student too? j/k
LOve that you referenced monica. Good song.
Oh, and i'm not judging you about the Miley Cyrus song. I don't like it, but I actually have it on my running playlist. It's just one of those songs that makes you want to keep excercising. I wouldn't listen to it other than when I was running.
MAn, so was the chair thrown at you? that is just crazy.
I consider any day bad if it includes chair throwing. Just a rule of thumb, I guess.
Wait, you mean you didn't abandon your car and get in with those guys at the light? Why not?
I was a BIT tempted to throw the chair back, just for a dramatic twist, but then I decided not to. Maybe next time.
And yes, I would say that it is a good rule of thumb to equate flying furniture with a "not so good" day.
AND, alas, if I wasn't driving the newish car, I might have jumped ship for those gentlemanly suitors, but it was a toss up between our new car and a shot at love. Maybe even literally a shot, right?? Yikes! :) (okay, enough with the bad puns)
Sarah...I don't care what people say...the only reason people care about the fact that you are listening to that Miley Cyrus is because they are jealous that you have the confidence to say "SCREW YOU, WORLD! I LIKE TO PARTY IN THE USA!" and they lack the confidence.
I don't believe ANYONE when they say they don't like that song, and the more passionately they disagree with me, the more deeply I believe that they have every word memorized.
LOL miley
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